JOKE #6
Mrs. Peterson phoned the
repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with
an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she
told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the
bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large
Rottweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and
whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer,
totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot
cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts. As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist
saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!" To which the bird replied, "Killer, get
him!!!"
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